There’s a saying that if you put
a group of monkeys into a room with a can of paint and a canvas,
that eventually, in time, they’ll produce a masterpiece.
That has nothing to do with this site, but we do enjoy the saying.
Do you enjoy original, immature, somewhat edgy satirical humor
that will tickle --and possibly offend-- everyone with the heart,
if not the mind, of a seventeen year old? So do we!
On a good day, that’s what we’ll be dishing up. On a bad
day, there will be nothing but drivel. From our earliest junior
high school collaborations, taking our teachers’ worst traits and
displaying them to the entire student body, to our high school era
of glory, Satire Magazine, to long careers spent wasting our wits
in the most meaningless way possible, we give you… us.
There is
Eric…
resident genius, computer master, game show host and arm wrestler
extraordinaire. As Ruler of The Order Of The Poison Pencil,
he possesses the uncanny ability to find the very evil in your
soul and then show it back to you.
There is
David…
a musical used-to-be, who, in his own mind, still possesses that
indefinable “something”... can’t quite put his finger on it.
The Quick-Witted Quip Master, he knows you better than you know
yourself and can describe it to you in less than 100 words.
Wasted Wits. Stop wasting time already!
Tell your friends.
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Are you ready to lose some precious
points from your I.Q.?
Everything on this site is a parody or satirical
in nature... in other words, we're just making fun of stuff. If
this sometimes gets your shorts in a knot, then...
go do your grown-up thing...
and bring me a comic book
on your way back.
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Ongoing Features!
What I Think I Know
From the moment
you read an interesting news item we know you wonder what does
Wasted Wits think about it?
 
Number 1 Hits
Year-by-Year
Sure there’s a
lot of crappy music out there, but was popular music really THAT
much better in the “good old days?” We've added 1967 through 1979 so
far...
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