Webster defines "Wasteland" as: An ugly often devastated or barely inhabitable place or area.
    We can't agree with that at all. If Wasted Wits' homepage is the face and brain of the operation, then WasteLand is it's beating heart. This is the slab upon which we autopsy those humanoids that stare back at us from People Magazine covers with startling regularity. This is where we beat back Father Time by celebrating that magical age of seventeen, when laughing was better than sex. Okay, maybe we overshot that one a little bit. How about, "when laughing was better than masturbation." Nope, overshot that one too.
    Would we want to be seventeen again? Hell no! It sucked. But that teenaged iconoclastic attitude is worth preserving. That silliness. That blissfully empty head that, over the years, fills up with bills, worries, doubts, and fears. Some use "young and dumb" as a pejorative when talking about those under a certain age. In our WasteLand, it's a neon sign that flashes when we start to take life too seriously.

All I Really Need To Know I Learned After High School
We set the record straight about Robert Fulghum's poem

Wasted Wits' 2010 Predictions
Where reality meets fantasy. How accurate will they be?

25 Things Guy Say... But Really Don't Mean
Ladies, the truth hurts.

Pros And Cons
A bit so obvious it only needs you to read it.

Ten Greatest Mullets of All Time!
It’s now so completely uncool to wear this hairstyle; it seems amazing so many "cool" people used to wear it.

What I Think I Know
From the moment you read an interesting news item we know you wonder what does Wasted Wits think about this?

Chick Flicks That Don't Make Us Barf!
Chick Flicks are movies designed, produced and marketed to appeal to a female audience. But Wasted Wits feels there are two main reasons a guy can sometimes get into a chick flick...

Greatest Make-Out Music
Few things in life are as enjoyable as a great make-out session. Wasted Wits recommends the very best sounds to get you and your date in the mood for love.

Wasted Wits 2008 Predictions
Sure, every day is a new adventure, but wouldn’t you like a sneak peek into the year ahead?

A Tribute To Steve Buscemi
Any movie he's in is automatically special, just by his presence.

I'm In Love With A Lesbian
Lesbians. They remain an eternal mystery to men because... well, because they don't want us. Amazing, isn't it?

 

Wasted Wits Soundboard
How immature are we?
Here's audio proof from 30 years ago.

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Number 1 Hits Year By Year
Sure there’s a lot of crappy music out there, but was popular music really THAT much better in the “good old days?”

The Ten Worst Places To Go On A First Date
We've all been on them, or worse yet, taken someone on a worst first date. In this guide we will try to warn you against the worst choices to make on that critical first date.

Reasons That It's Good To Be An Amputee
The word conjures up all sorts of unpleasant thoughts... like helplessness, wheelchairs, meager disability checks, and... gulp... stumps.


The 10 Commandments Of Visiting A Nude Beach!

Keepin' It Real
This phrase is heard more and more these days in the public lexicon. It’s usually used to describe someone’s own sort of “personal truth,” but frequently, this “truth” is simply used as a cover for the speaker’s own ignorance.

I Think I Saw A Serial Killer!!!
Revealing killer look-alike celebrities, one at a time

Ears To The Ground
Bringing you the best of satellite imagery snooping. UPDATED

The Most Unpopular Websites On The Internet
After much research the list is complete

Who's Pussy Among Them?
Revealing the hidden girlie-men

Guilty Pleasures
Boy is OUR face red!
 

Wasted Wits Roundtable

time for some of the pure drivel...

SUGGESTIONS FOR THE OVER-POPULATION PROBLEM
Stop wasting time! Read this while you can still do something.

THE WASTED WITS DICTIONARY
Alternate Meanings For Fairly Common Words

THE WASTED WITS BEST-SELLERS
by Sue Donym

SUPER BOWL 2006 HALF-TIME SHOW
Who was playing, anyway?


Etiquette Dilemmas Quiz
Where we “leave no fool behind”

Goofus and Gallant:
Road To The White House

The little bastards grew up... worse than us

American Suicide Bombers
Where the expendable explode

What Only The Locals Can Tell You About Florida
And the "locals" may be from New York

The Prospective Presidential Candidates for 2008
THIS is the best we can do?

A Few Reasons Why Michael McDonald Is The Coolest Guy In The Music Biz
Because we can

Waste Not - Want Not
'Twat did you say?

Panty Waste
Dishing up a load of ass-whup

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