Concluded October 4, 2006:

Our first “Write a caption for this cartoon” contest is over and we thank you for your entries! It was a toughie, but our winner was an 11th hour submission by Marcel with, “Alex Haley blows!”

Runner up was Jenny with, “The roots of my problem are from reading Wasted Wits.” The fact that Jenny took the opportunity to slam us, in her caption, almost won it for her!

Congrats Marcel!  As the winner you are entitled to: a FREE online subscription to WastedWits.com! Enjoy!

Concluded February 22, 2007:

Our second caption contest is over. We let this one run longer and got five entries to choose from.  It was tough to pick a winner.  We had "The day the maker of ZitAway took the day off." from opsman, and "Houston, we have a problem!" from our past winner, Marcel.

But our winner and favorite was Jenny with "Michael Jackson unmasked. Sues young boy who accused him of molestation. Wacko Jack-Oooo wails 'He didn't tell me he had herpes!'"

Congratulations, Jenny, and enjoy your FREE one-year subscription to WastedWits.com.

Someday, we're gonna have to start charging admission...

Concluded August 13, 2007:

Our third caption contest is over. Jenny wins with "In the fleet of a moment, Baby Hugh’s thoughts of a comic book empire changes course as he coos "I thinkth I thee two tiths".

Congratulations on a second win, Jenny!  And, thanks again to everyone for participating.  Remember to post your captions for the new one as soon as possible.

Concluded on September 14, 2007:

Our fourth caption contest is now over.  Victor wins with "Yes, you use a yellow corn cob to see if you need another red one!"

Jenny came in a close second with "Somewhere in the USA a tourist is saying 'Honey, have you heard of the 4 foot 6 High Club'?"

Congratulations, Victor, on your first win.  Enjoy your one-year complimentary online subscription to Wasted Wits.  Thanks again for everyone contributing.  It's time to post on our latest inanity known as the Caption Contest.

Great, our fifth caption contest ended.  We had several good entries, but by unanimous decision, Tim Hovorka wins with his observance of a Wal-Mart greeter: "Well, Ummm... Ma’am, Area 51 is where the Blue Light is flashing, I think its around Sporting goods...."

Cheers, Tim!  Spend your one-year complimentary online subscription to Wasted Wits wisely.  But then, again, if you were wise you probably wouldn't be wasting your wit reading all this trash!