25 Things Guys Say... But Don’t Really Mean
| “A picnic sounds fun! Just let me turn off the game.” |
| “Your butt looks so small in those jeans.” |
| “Your sister is okay, but you’re the pretty one in the family.” |
| “I don’t think our foreplay lasts long enough.” |
| “You’re right, I think we need marriage counseling.” |
| “I think going on a diet together would be a lot of fun!” |
| “Sure you can come play pool with us. The guys would love to have you!” |
| “Yeah, let’s do yard work all day this Saturday.” |
| “I love how your mother just says what’s on her mind.” |
| “You’re so much fun to be with when you’re drunk.” |
| “Go ahead and eat my sandwich. I’ll make myself another.” |
| “Are you sure you’re ready to go? We’ve only been shopping for four hours.” |
| “Are you kidding? Your breath smells great when you wake up.” |
| “Honey, let’s get a cat!” |
| “I know you’re on your period and didn’t mean to call me those names.” |
| “Honey, take a long pregnancy leave... I’ll get another job.” |
| “Good idea buying all that Christmas wrapping paper... we won’t need any next year!” |
| “Thanks for that honey-do list... I’ll get right on it!” |
| “They don’t make movies like “Love Story” anymore.” |
| “It didn’t taste burned to me at all.” |
| “I’d rather lay on the beach and get some sun than go white-water rafting.” |
| “Sure, stop shaving your legs... they’ll look fine.” |
| “Honey, let’s go antiquing!” |
| “Can you schedule me an appointment? I haven’t been to the doctor in a long time.” |
| “Just go natural... I’m not crazy about Brazilians.” |